Apparently if something exists in the universe, eventually someone's going to turn it into a "sexy" Halloween costume. Here are five of the most ridiculous sexy Halloween costumes that are on sale right now . . .
1. Sexy Eleven from "Stranger Things". I mean, the character is a young girl. It's just wrong.
2. Sexy Fake News. It's just a short dress with newspaper stories printed on it and the word "FAKE" in big red letters.
3. Sexy Elf on the Shelf.
4. Sexy Pennywise from "It".
5. Sexy Belle from "Beauty and the Beast" . . . and sexy Beast. Yes, there are women's costumes for both.