Great news for those of you who can't think for yourselves: OPRAHhas released her annual "Favorite Things" holiday gift guide.
As usual, there's plenty of stuff the average person can afford. But Oprah's got OPRAH MONEY, you know? So of course some items are going to be out of most people's price range.
Like the $878 espressomachine. . . the $195 lighted makeupmirror. . . the $108 "smart" dog collar complete with an activity monitor and GPS tracking . . . and the $1,599 exercise bike.
And then there's the hot sauce. The 6-ounce bottle of hot sauce. A 6-ounce bottle of hot sauce that costs $35. (???)
But this is no ordinary hot sauce. It's calledTruff, and it's made with ripe chili peppers, organic agave nectar, white truffle, and coriander. And it's described as a "limited flavor experience." So pinkies out when you eat those wings, please.
(Check out the complete list of Oprah's "Favorite Things" here.)