If you think pineapple isn't a proper pizza topping, I'm worried about how you're going to react to THIS.
A Twitter user named TheRealAsswolf from Salt Lake City made himself a DiGiorno pizza last week . . . and he used CANDY CORN as a topping. And it actually looks like it worked . . . the candy corn melted pretty seamlessly onto the cheese and sauce.
His tweet with pictures of the pizza has gotten over 34,000 likes. But he's also got almost 3,000 comments, and a LOT of them are calling the pizza an unholy crime against nature.