This is America. EVERYBODY'S got guns, baby. Now even our cats got guns.
The cops in Newport, Oregon got a call earlier this week from someone who was worried because they saw a CAT in a tree . . . holding an assault rifle.
When the cops got there, they took a photo . . . and it really DID look like the cat was holding a little miniature gun.
Fortunately, it turns out the gun was actually just a branch, so the cops determined the cat wasn't a threat and they left.