We were tricked, America. But this is one of those times when you can't be mad. You just have to respect the hustle.
It turns out JUSTIN BIEBER did NOT eat a burrito sideways. That was an IMPOSTER.
The whole thing was concocted by the guys at a YouTube channel called Yes Theory, just to see if they could make it go viral. Obviously, it worked.
(Here's a video on how they did it. Careful! It's got bleeped profanity, and some of the F-bombs aren't bleeped all that well.)