I was doing so well this year.  I was eating healthy, working out, and feeling GREAT! 

And then Ben and Jerry were like "Hahahahaha not for long, sucka!"  And they came out with this:  Karamel Sutra.  WITH. A. CARAMEL. CORE.  Why don't you just go ahead and call your Weight Watchers leader and tell them you'll chat again in June. 

Oh, and then Starbucks was all "Well look at our new pastries in a fancy pink bag!"  Sorry, I couldn't not devour half of this caramel pecan something before taking a picture to show you.  

I should go home and run 10 miles just for posting this.